February 2011
Listen
My mom is one of those people who I'm instantly...
igottagetbacktohogwarts:
Like, she can say, “How are you?” and I’ll just be like
I hate when people tell lies about me
You're my one and only babe
<3
When my mom's like "You missed a spot." I'm like,
YOU DO IT BITCH!
I can out eat you.
itsfuckingnicole:
Reblog if you read that wrong.
When parents ask you ...
-herebytheocean:
“Hey , did you get home safely?”
“No, I died, like, four times.”
January 2011
I love when I try and talk to you and you go...
Or you don’t answer, or text back.
Cool ha..
What happened to bff? Ha
that awkward moment when you`re on your period &...
heeydanielle-:
imoverbeingsober:
keepingfingerscrossed:
if your shower is cold
when your mom calls you
if your friend doesn`t text you back in 2.56 seconds
when the street lights turn red before you could go
when your boyfriend doesn’t understand
this
